Merch Drop Incoming

Gear for People Who
Know What chmod 777
Actually Does.

Sysadmin culture, terminal aesthetic, zero fluff. Tees, hoodies, mugs and planners for the IT professional who's seen things in production.

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 5 Products in Staging
 Teespring Print on Demand
 $12-15 Profit Per Item
 Worldwide Shipping via Teespring
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 sudo make me a sandwich
 chmod 777 my career
 5 Products in Staging
 Teespring Print on Demand
 $12-15 Profit Per Item
 Worldwide Shipping via Teespring
 Ko-fi Follow to Get Notified
 sudo make me a sandwich
 chmod 777 my career
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Every item is in design and staging. Follow on Ko-fi and you'll be first to know when the store goes live.

$ sudo print tee --design
garment: dark unisex tee
print: terminal green text
status: staging
Merch Drop_
prep in progress...
Tee
sudo make me a sandwich
The classic xkcd reference, executed properly. Dark tee, green terminal font. Will confuse your relatives and delight every sysadmin in the room.
Est. from $24.99 • Ships worldwide
$ git clone hoodie.cfg
colour: dark navy
logo: cyan embroidered
branch: drop/incoming
Merch Drop_
prep in progress...
Hoodie
LocalSysAdmin Logo Hoodie
Dark navy, cyan logo. The kind of hoodie you wear to a job interview at a company that actually understands what you do.
Est. from $39.99 • Ships worldwide
$ chmod +x merch.sh
vessel: 11oz ceramic
bundle: mug + tee
status: executing soon
Merch Drop_
prep in progress...
Mug + Tee
chmod 777 my career
Full permissions. No restrictions. Available as a mug, tee, or bundle. For the sysadmin who gives themselves root on their own life.
Est. from $14.99 (mug) • Ships worldwide
$ cat planner.conf
format: A4 desk planner
theme: cybersec layout
target: b2b events
Merch Drop_
prep in progress...
Desk Planner
Cybersecurity Event Planner
A structured desk planner built around the cybersec professional's workflow. Sellable at industry events. Not your average stationery.
Est. from $19.99 • B2B friendly
$ cat warranty.txt
status: voided by design
aesthetic: dark hacker
regrets: none
Merch Drop_
prep in progress...
Tee
I Void Warranties
Dark, hacker aesthetic. For the person who has opened things that were clearly not meant to be opened and would absolutely do it again.
Est. from $24.99 • Ships worldwide
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